DOG-SHIT CHRISTMAS
(Tune: "It's Beginning to Look a Lot like Christmas"
Caution: This song contains coarse language. Listener discretion is advised.)
It's beginning to be a dog-shit Christmas -
Everywhere we go
We're surrounded by gangs of thugs,
Who are dealing illicit drugs,
Ecstasy and LSD and snow...
It's beginning to be a dog-shit Christmas -
Rain and clouds and wind;
We don't have a car to drive;
No presents or friends arrived;
When we leave the boat, we're soaking to our skin....
It's beginning to be a dog-shit Christmas,
Boring, dank and dim.
In honour of fucking Yule,
These turkeys have closed the pool
Nought to do but pray and sing a hymn...
But although it may be a dog-shit Christmas
Fraught with gloom and fear,
And although the scene really sucks
In a way, we're all in luck -
We're toge-e-ether, here!
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